Who do I look like, Prince Leopold!? We don’t need no stinkin’ chair rails! Now put on your best 18th Century garb and lets tear up some wall. Or, ideally, not tear it up.
Princess Lana decreed that chair rails shall be banished from within our domicile walls and the little boy in me said, “Huzzah! To the shed!” or something like that. All outdated language aside, here is the quick and easy way to remove a chair rail without destroying your walls.
You are going to need: A box cutter. A flathead screwdriver or other prying tool (Preferably a spackling tool. The more surface area the tool has on the wall the less likely you are to punch a hole in said wall). And a hammer. What could be more fun? High tea? I think not.
On the top side of your chair rail is going to be a strip of caulk. That’s where your box cutter comes in. You are going to cut through it for the whole length of the chair rail. BOOM, DONE. (with that)
Second you are going to take your prying device of choice and place it under the chair rail where it meets the wall. Give it a few little taps with your hammer and it should gain entry to the secrets beneath. Using the knowledge you gained in grade school about levers, you will pull the prying device towards you in a fashion that creates enough force for the chair rail to release it’s clutches from your wall. As you create new space between the rail and the wall just keep moving your prying tool to the point where the rail is closest to the wall and continue prying until the rail not longer resides on your wall. I probably didn’t need that last sentence, but I can’t help myself. Sorry.
Well guys and gals. That is pretty much it. Now the tedious part.
If you used a spackling tool to pry the rail from the wall, guess what? One less trip to the tool shed for you. Bust out some quick drying spackle and start making the wall flush again. No doubt your newly vacated chair rail has left some unevenness. If you are a real go getter, you should lightly sand the wall first to remove any blatant mountains of caulk left over from the removal. You can run your spackling tool along the caulk to quickly remove the majority of it, but sanding will make your life easier in the long run.
Let the caulk dry and then sand again. Then you may want to spackle one more time to get it perfect if you like. THEN SAND AGAIN!
Unless you are going for the “Giant uneven line” look you are going to want to paint the entire room. I’m not even gonna get into that. Painting is my Austro-Prussian War. Different Prince Leopold I think, but how much 18th Century european research did you think I was going to do for an article on chair rails? Leave your complaints in the comment section.